Wednesday, December 31, 2008

Wordless Wednesday: Standing... Arrrgh!

Pretty little girl?
But she's more than meets the eye...
It's Baby-Zilla!

Monday, December 29, 2008

Haiku: Pitter-patter, little feet


Oh dear. Little feet.
Standing on your own I see!
Neat. Fantastic feat!

Sunday, December 28, 2008

Haiku: Plural Moose

A goose in a flock
blends with geese; a moose, likewise,
should become one meese.

Saturday, December 27, 2008

Haiku: Knights and Queens

The knight takes the queen,
Blissful rapture for them both...
Wait, is that checkmate?

Friday, December 26, 2008

Haiku: Children's Enthusiasm


What is it you want?
"Scrappy Happy Hero Pup!"
My torment is great.

Thursday, December 25, 2008

Haiku: A Very Ninja X-Mas

A ninja descends
Down a chimney, bringing gifts:
The heads of your foes

Wednesday, December 24, 2008

Wordless Wednesday + Haiku: Snow


Daddy, don't you know...
What I found upon the ground,
A world full of snow!

Tuesday, December 23, 2008

All I want for X-Mas


Awesome box daddy...
It's all I want for Christmas!
Transmogrify me!

Monday, December 22, 2008

Haiku: Snowball fights

Snow forms sheets of ice;
Snowball fights wage war at night;
Trash can lid makes shield!

Sunday, December 21, 2008

Haiku: Simple Sepuku


Behind ninja mask
I am really samurai
Thus I sepuku

100 Word Challenge: Merry


Merry, merry, oh contrary:
The world is restless and growing wary. Children in Haiti are malnourished, suffocating. Happy Yule-tide Palestine. You wake up to find today, like every day, the Israeli army has killed another child. Wake up Zimbabwe. You are free from apartheid but free trade has stolen your water supply. Korean workers commit self-immolation. Remember to be P.C. F.Y.I. or Y.O.U will be outcast, out-fast. Gave all your money to the world bank and it sank into some military abyss, you won't miss what you never had. Freedom, it's the right to disobey. Your rations are few. Happy Holidays.





Saturday, December 20, 2008

Haiku: Look, in the air....


Is that a blizzard?
no, a rock and roll lizard?
Hai! it's a Ninja!

Friday, December 19, 2008

Haiku: Twitter


One-hundred-forty...
Such a tight limit to write
What I'm doing now.

Thursday, December 18, 2008

Haiku: Goldfish


Goldfish! Why you dead?
I fill your bowl with power!
...Vitamin Water®

Wednesday, December 17, 2008

Wordless Wednesday...With Haiku

Flipping upside-down,
this is what life is about!
I am the circus.

Tuesday, December 16, 2008

Haiku: State of Mind


Oh, wise muse of fate,
grant me thy boon; don't be late.
my mind is putty

Monday, December 15, 2008

Haiku: Snow


Streets are filled with snow.
Shall I go on a mission?
...I'm reading a book.

Sunday, December 14, 2008

Haiku: Idiomatic Clock


Watch when the ball drops,
Listen for when the bell tolls,
Time is running out.

Saturday, December 13, 2008

100 Word Challenge: Anger


It's the bleeding hearts that get me, the screaming, thrashing, singing, dissident crowds, holding firm in the face of adversity. Break free from tyranny, they scream. The lollipop laggards stand back, mocking, laughing, squirreling away hidden admiration for the ones who stand. Crypto kids clap hands in code and shrink away in silence, live another day, anonymously blending with the passersby, watching from the sidelines as the riot gear cops push in.
Someone throws an apple and gets a beanbag bullet in the face.
You don't know anger until you see it bleed out the nose of a rebel with a cause.

Haiku: Hulk


Take it from the Hulk;
Kermit's got nothing on him:
It's not easy being green.

Friday, December 12, 2008

Haiku: Fridays

Fridays are funny
For reasons frankly unknown
I laugh my ass off

Thursday, December 11, 2008

Butterflies

To continue Solar Dancer's Haiku Challenge:

I'd dance with the wind--
If I could only grow wings
--I'd defy physics


What are you guys looking at?


Oh! Wow! That is cool...


hmmm... I wish I had wings...


Hey, Mr. Butterfly, so wait... you ate a bunch of this stuff and then you grew wings...


Nom-nom-nom!

Wednesday, December 10, 2008

Haiku Wednesday: Pebbles

Due to Solar Dancer's Haiku Challenge (haiku a day for a month), Wordless Wednesday is temporarily transmogrified into a normal day, with the usual photo of Code Name Alice:

Time to travel back
To a time before blogging.
...I just need a bone.

Tuesday, December 9, 2008

Haiku


When the grand elite
unexpectedly rebel,
it's known as High Coupe.

Single Sentence Story #2


We began as friends, but let us leave as lovers, only in jest, and lest you do protest, I do confess, I have undressed.

Monday, December 8, 2008

Haiku: Radioactive Rough-housing


"I am Godzilla!"
Father hangs child upside-down.
"Raaah! I am Mothra!"

Sunday, December 7, 2008

Haiku: Where Wolf Wail


The boy who cried wolf
died in his sleep, screaming out,
"Wolf is eating me!"

Saturday, December 6, 2008

Haiku: Ninja Need Nothing?



Rubik's cube is solved.
The baby has gone to bed.
I need a challenge.

Friday, December 5, 2008

Haiku: Wary Weary Words


Work is long and hard.
I'm somewhere in the middle
--and life is too short.

Thursday, December 4, 2008

Haiku: Whether we Weather the Weather


Snow drifts gently down
Rain drops in torrential fury
Ninja and Child sing

Wednesday, December 3, 2008

Tuesday, December 2, 2008

Single Sentence Story #1


Beasts are only wicked when they are fighting for their lives, which is why this beast is now deceased and I am the one who always survives.

Monday, December 1, 2008

Haiku - Status

I'm still unemployed
But never have any time
So here's a haiku

:)