tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5510616596763054003.post3381623233718587844..comments2023-09-21T04:38:16.189-07:00Comments on Sleep Deprivation Ninja: Ninja + Sleepy Baby = Exercise OpportunityAnonymoushttp://www.blogger.com/profile/06210242035633873063noreply@blogger.comBlogger9125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5510616596763054003.post-8653764069868707962008-08-22T17:53:00.000-07:002008-08-22T17:53:00.000-07:00Yes. Yes, I would say that masterful, intensive m...Yes. Yes, I would say that masterful, intensive martial arts comes in second next to the powers of a warm, gentle boob. <BR/><BR/>If I had a baby, she'd totally be like my sack of potatoes that I heaved everywhere to train for backpacking adventures.<BR/><BR/>As things are, I just use a real sack of potatoes.VERNACULARhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/01190270245402234655noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5510616596763054003.post-31822921286976276172008-08-20T19:38:00.000-07:002008-08-20T19:38:00.000-07:00Patience. And a little bribery.Patience. And a little bribery.steenky beehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/07570171606663745423noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5510616596763054003.post-60404150932481895752008-08-20T18:08:00.000-07:002008-08-20T18:08:00.000-07:00I'm afraid to say specifically for fear of jinxing...I'm afraid to say specifically for fear of jinxing things, but he goes right to sleep every night like a dream. And every night I'm surprised.Jennihttps://www.blogger.com/profile/03776942311638100226noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5510616596763054003.post-55927785589553412372008-08-20T17:45:00.000-07:002008-08-20T17:45:00.000-07:00I just yell 'get off that damn computer now. I don...I just yell 'get off that damn computer now. I don't care if your best friend 45year old man living in his mothers basement posing as a 15 yr old boy wants to see your boobies, it is time to go to bed. Oh and have you done your homework?'<BR/><BR/>That last sentence usually puts them into a coma in nano seconds.<BR/><BR/>Learn from me Ninja. I was Ninja before you.Kelleyhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/02136230846688898344noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5510616596763054003.post-28589918005376273112008-08-20T09:55:00.000-07:002008-08-20T09:55:00.000-07:00Sugar coma. Duct tape works, too.Sugar coma. Duct tape works, too.Mr Ladyhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/09998773078408832376noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5510616596763054003.post-57719782487736678752008-08-20T09:03:00.000-07:002008-08-20T09:03:00.000-07:00Scotch. And lots of it. Or NyQuil. Cherry flavo...Scotch. And lots of it. Or NyQuil. Cherry flavored of course. They won't touch the Original. <BR/>Or we put on Gregorian Chants.cIIIhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/02758912891421225305noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5510616596763054003.post-62021248764015655722008-08-20T08:41:00.000-07:002008-08-20T08:41:00.000-07:00Man, why didn't I do THAT when my kids were babies...Man, why didn't I do THAT when my kids were babies?Robinhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/16144713142229970998noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5510616596763054003.post-87842067965578182792008-08-20T05:36:00.000-07:002008-08-20T05:36:00.000-07:00We tell our youngest to pretend to be asleep becau...We tell our youngest to pretend to be asleep because the Sleep Fairy is coming and if she sees that he's still awake she'll use her magic wand to make him fall asleep. He squeezes his eyes shut, lays very still and falls asleep within minutes.<BR/><BR/>Years from now it will be a great starting point for his therapist.Captain Dumbasshttps://www.blogger.com/profile/02214826608461609241noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5510616596763054003.post-46677882317475805012008-08-20T04:45:00.000-07:002008-08-20T04:45:00.000-07:00I usually just say "Surprise surprise you hate me....I usually just say "Surprise surprise you hate me. You hated me last night too. Now shake your ass upstairs and brush your teeth."Jonhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/08466593271512886307noreply@blogger.com