tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5510616596763054003.post3693037340725904033..comments2023-09-21T04:38:16.189-07:00Comments on Sleep Deprivation Ninja: BanksAnonymoushttp://www.blogger.com/profile/06210242035633873063noreply@blogger.comBlogger8125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5510616596763054003.post-54562363396861653312008-09-05T00:57:00.000-07:002008-09-05T00:57:00.000-07:00i effin hate banks...right now it's a necessary ev...i effin hate banks...right now it's a necessary evil.Pamhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/12365631315923740004noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5510616596763054003.post-50169525749842381922008-09-04T07:55:00.000-07:002008-09-04T07:55:00.000-07:00I did the math and it's actually a better investme...I did the math and it's actually a better investment to buy non-perishable food for the next two years than to put the equivalent money in an interest bearing bank account, even at 3% interest, which is what my GOOD bank gives me. Even at that rate of increase, with inflation, next year, your money will be worth less and the food will cost more.Anonymoushttps://www.blogger.com/profile/06210242035633873063noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5510616596763054003.post-66266263554359790822008-09-03T22:23:00.000-07:002008-09-03T22:23:00.000-07:00I think I'm going to take my vast earnings out of ...I think I'm going to take my vast earnings out of my bank and send it to you. Do with it as you will. You've convinced me that my odds will be better sending it your way....<BR/><BR/><BR/><BR/>The teller's disappearance into the ticker tape reminded me of De Niro's death scene in Brazil.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5510616596763054003.post-48844853365448778242008-09-03T10:43:00.000-07:002008-09-03T10:43:00.000-07:00Companies need to realized that customer informati...Companies need to realized that customer information tracking is only creepy if it's stuff NOT relating to the company. But they SHOULD keep track of every time you say "NO!"Anonymoushttps://www.blogger.com/profile/06210242035633873063noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5510616596763054003.post-58890864880135871002008-09-03T10:16:00.000-07:002008-09-03T10:16:00.000-07:00Why does everyone everywhere have to offer you som...Why does everyone everywhere have to offer you some deal you don't want?<BR/><BR/>Do you want to supersize that? <BR/><BR/>No. That's why I didn't ask for it!<BR/><BR/>Do you want a membership card that will save you 10% on future purchases?<BR/><BR/>Still no. It has been no all forty times I've come in here and it will always be no!<BR/><BR/>Aaargghh.Mikehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/03695189909334095983noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5510616596763054003.post-88987422173633259442008-09-03T09:05:00.000-07:002008-09-03T09:05:00.000-07:00"3%, no... 15%! Now, bitch!"Hah. Hahahah!"3%, no... 15%! Now, bitch!"<BR/><BR/>Hah. Hahahah!Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5510616596763054003.post-24662775611705385532008-09-03T07:09:00.000-07:002008-09-03T07:09:00.000-07:00As a former bank employee I can verify that they a...As a former bank employee I can verify that they are all in league with Satan.Captain Dumbasshttps://www.blogger.com/profile/02214826608461609241noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5510616596763054003.post-54909367993131694522008-09-03T06:47:00.000-07:002008-09-03T06:47:00.000-07:00Dude! I need you to come with me to return some it...Dude! I need you to come with me to return some items at Target. I want no hassels. Perhaps you wouldn't have been so quick to react if they would have offered you a toaster? Or at least a free sucker. Look at me. I suggested a ninja wouldn't be quick to react. What's wrong with me?steenky beehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/07570171606663745423noreply@blogger.com