tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-55106165967630540032024-03-08T06:18:31.272-08:00Sleep Deprivation NinjaBeing a new dad, from the zen master of sleep lossAnonymoushttp://www.blogger.com/profile/06210242035633873063noreply@blogger.comBlogger212125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5510616596763054003.post-32896373567745903802015-09-20T01:00:00.000-07:002015-09-20T01:00:05.684-07:00Unexplained Absence... or Schrödinger Post... or Sorry, I'm DeadIf you are reading this, it means one of two events have achieved reality:<br /><ol><li>I've become too busy to write and I've neglected my task of bumping the auto-publish on this post another month.</li><li>I'm dead.</li></ol>I know option #2 is kind of a shocker but it's a possibility. So, if you know my true identity (such as a family member or a trustworthy friend who also happens to be a reader), please call me and bug my living ass to write a post.<br /><br />At this point, one of two things will happen, respective to the two potential realities above. Most likely, this will result from one of my relatives or friends calling me and collapsing the uncertainty of my living status into a definite state. Here's what will happen:<br /><ol><li>I will come to my senses and start posting daily once again, altering history by ripping this post off the blog and resetting its scheduled auto-post for 1 month in the future.<br /></li><li>Another post is already scheduled to go up automatically next week. Each week a new post will be automatically published, continuing the saga of <span style="font-style: italic;">Ninja as Child</span>, which are my autobiographical essays. Since I may be dead, I don't mind revealing at this point that although all of my posts begin with real events and usually digress into fantasy or dream, the <span style="font-style: italic;">Ninja as Child</span> saga is completely true to my memories (fantastical, they may seem).<br /></li></ol>I can't be certain, at the time of writing this, of how many <span style="font-style: italic;">Ninja as Child</span> posts I've been able to setup for auto-publication but, hopefully, they will be enough to shed some light on who I am and where I came from. And, maybe, just maybe, my beautiful daughter is reading this and following along with her father in his adventures through time. If you do not see a post next week, it means that I failed to catch up and write extra posts each week. If that is the case, I apologize profoundly and I deeply regret that my memories are gone for good.<br /><br />I love you baby girl. And, whatever happened, I'm sorry.<br /><br />XOXO Sleep Deprivation Ninja (aka daddy)<br /><br />P.S. There is also a special post scheduled to go up on my birthday in the year 2029. I would have been 50 years-old at that point.<div class="blogger-post-footer"><br />
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I watch as a cloud of orange ignites beneath the water. A whirlpool builds just under the surface, it picks up and soon it has inverted itself outside, a tornado hovering over the lake, glowing orange, green, black. Now a million flaming arrows of dust tail spew out of the top, wrapping the sky in a firefly dome.<br />
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"Take cover!" These words seem to be coming from my mouth as I'm running, fast, for the only building I know is safe. Less than a block from here is a nano-enforced self-healing flat. The light in the night sky hovers briefly as I round the street corner, and then it descends.<br />
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Inside the building, a man is holding another at gunpoint. I know these men. The man with the gun is bad man, as men with guns tend to be. His name escapes me but I know he works for the man who launched the missile today. Whether he is after something or just wants to kill us, I'm not sure. His feeble adversary, quivering from the barrel aimed at his face, is my dear friend and business partner. <br />
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This flat is our office. The walls are lined with touch screen displays of the city, underground maps of the lake floor, schematics for the whole damned downtown. We were building a new bone structure for the city, a new foundation that would be safe from any natural or unnatural alteration. Earthquake? No problem. The city could take it, bending and shifting, padding the buildings with shock-wave absorbers and dynamic arches that bend but do not break. Nano-absorbent buildings that can take everything from fire to firebomb, filtering external elements into safe, clean, breathable particles.<br />
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"They are all dead out there. The whole city has been wiped clean. Not a biological spec aside from us here in this building. I don't have to kill you two. Devon is a lenient man. I can talk to him." The big bad man holsters his little gun and shrugs. He turns to walk out the door but pauses, "Oh, by the way, do you remember the combination to the safe in the office?"<br />
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I know the combination. 3167. It comes to me without thinking. "Oh, uh," I delay. "3... no, wait... oh, what was it..." I'm grabbing hold of a couch attempting to achieve the look of a man trying to remember. "Let me see if I wrote it down," I say, walking around the wall separating the main room from one of the offices. I hear my partner blurt out the code. Then I hear a quiet but certain shot. Silence.<br />
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A shadow moves across the hall and I lunge at the man. Wrapped around his back, I'm holding the gun at bay with one hand and clawing at his right eye with the other. His eye comes loose, external to the socket and I grab on with a whole fist to rip it from his scull. He doesn't scream. I take the other eye too, heaving them each at the ground.<br />
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Now that he's blind I run down the spiral staircase leading to the street. It's nearly a dozen floors down and I know that every level will increase the probability that he will come tumbling down if he attempts to follow me blind. Halfway down, I stop, exhausted, panting, he can hear me. I have his gun and I aim it up the staircase, awaiting his slow approach and soon I see him, all dressed in fine blue, save the spatters of red from his seeping eye sockets. I fire the gun. The bullet appears to go through him. I fire again and again. Still he walks closer. There are no bullets left as I click at the barrel for the last time and the man is gone. He simply vanishes before my eyes.<br />
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Making my way down the stairs, I head for the streets.<br />
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"What are you doing here?" This I address to an EMT I used to know, before she died. She's sitting on the stairs that go from the street level to the front door of the flat, next to a man who is bleeding from every opening possible.<br />
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"You are experiencing Post Traumatic Stress," she grabs my shoulder, "I'll be here until you get better. This man here isn't real. Put him out of your mind. None of them are real."<br />
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The stairway is laced with bodies, not quite dead, standing and staring at me. We pass them all as we descend into the street.<br />
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Now, there, just in front of me, a woman jogging, an old man walking a dog, college students laughing. A giant beach ball catches my eye and I turn to see a teacher in a playground with dozens of children, all circling around the ball, laughing, screeching. The noise of a populated city fills the air.<br />
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My old, dead friend calls to me, "we should keep you in the flat until you are capable of dealing with the outside."<br />
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A little girl stares at me from the playground. "No," I say, tears mixing with the blood in my scraped cheek. "That won't be necessary."<br />
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As usual, this is just a snippet of my dream. There were many, long, detailed moments that I left out because they diverted into a dozen or so other plot tangents but this is the story that wrapped it all up from beginning to end.<br />
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Notes for me later: Squatter village, filled with stuff--piles and piles of highly organized stuff (neckties and tv's, toys and books), filling makeshift backyards. The large yuppy parents attacking the mayor to remove this part of the city. Saving the turtle and the hare from the government agents who want to inspect the fallout. My argument with the youthful agents about how obvious it is that we are all suffering from radiation poisoning. The glow-in-the-dark wheat fields, bulbs like fireflies. The painful air. The battle inside the office space where I pretend to be dead until the henchman peels my eyelids back to make sure.<div class="blogger-post-footer"><br />
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</p></div>Anonymoushttp://www.blogger.com/profile/06210242035633873063noreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5510616596763054003.post-2844776926373008532009-04-20T02:00:00.000-07:002009-04-20T02:00:00.954-07:00Ninja as Child - #18 - Secret Clubs Part 1I'm 7 years old and we are moving back into the Sunny Brae Garden Apartments in Arcata, CA. The buildings are the kind of salmon pink you get after a decade of sun wash over a bad idea. These apartments are where I would learn how to skateboard, play video games, tear the legs off of <a href="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Water_strider">Water Striders</a>, talk about girls in "that way", and, best of all, to form secret clubs.<br /><br />There were a few other kids around. My brother, of course, two years older and always the wiser, made connections over every child's mutual love, the <a href="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Nintendo_Entertainment_System">Nintendo Entertainment System</a>, which we got as a joint present from our grandparents at the previous x-mas. I too used the power of gaming to join social engagements but I had a penchant for the trees and wandering around in secret or unexplored locations.<br /><br />Mike and Rodney were also brothers. Rodney was the same age as my brother but Mike was a whopping 4 years my senior. Together they were like ancient sage travelers, come to impart wisdom on the unfortunate inexperienced. I made a habit of knocking on their door almost daily.<br /><br />They would wander with me and we would talk about the birds and bees, and everday, it would seem, we had some new secret club, which was probably my idea after a while--always trying to create consistent patterns.<br /><br />On this day, we find ourselves lurching through the rain soaked blackberry vines until we all stand staring down at a dead cat.<br /><br />"Is it dead?" - Me<br /><br />"I think it's dead." - Rodney<br /><br />"Yeah, dude, it's fucking dead." - Mike<br /><br />This is where Mike picks up the cat by the tail and whips it around like he's a human windmill, letting go right at the apex. It soars, spinning out through the sky, beyond the blackberry bushes, until nobody can see where it might land. The second it vanishes from view, someone makes a sound, "reeaooowww!" For a second I think that it was the dead cat, but I remember that thing about dead animals not being able to talk. I piss a little in my pants with a keeled over, gut-clenching cackle befitting a lunatic. This is the first time I remember letting my bladder go at a joke. I mosey on, slightly behind my friends, inspecting my zipper for wetness, embarassed and worried that my social faux pas might be spotted. As we saunter back to the apartments, I whisper, "Hey, now we're the Dead Cat Club."<div class="blogger-post-footer"><br />
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</p></div>Anonymoushttp://www.blogger.com/profile/06210242035633873063noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5510616596763054003.post-31598275424433636742009-04-14T04:00:00.000-07:002009-04-14T04:00:02.166-07:00Haiku: Dead?<div align="center"><img src="http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_Zt6UXsJHUnA/SSo0TaZoedI/AAAAAAAAAXE/15yT15r6Kyg/s400/Haiku.gif" alt="" border="0" /></div><div style="text-align: center;">Auto blog posts rule,<br />Too bad I couldn't be here:<br />I think I'm dead.<br /></div><div class="blogger-post-footer"><br />
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</p></div>Anonymoushttp://www.blogger.com/profile/06210242035633873063noreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5510616596763054003.post-876249077853205042009-04-07T00:50:00.000-07:002009-04-07T00:51:40.241-07:00Notes from the insomniac nightIt's become apparent to me that I need to write more. There are so many beginnings of novels and stories in my library--so many wonders to discover. I'm living at night now. It doesn't seem that long ago that 1am was early for me. How I've become so old. My mornings are sleepy, exhausted, sore. I can't move, let alone think. But at night, my mind races, my body wants to jump. I feel the urge to burst out the front door and run screaming into the night. I could do this. naked. I could face the chill of the spring night air, flapping around, free and adventurous, a bird on the hunt for some evening prey. I could just run out there, freezing as it may be. What would happen, I wonder. What would I find. Enough of this; a ninja wonders on nothing that can be realized in a breath. Here I go.<div class="blogger-post-footer"><br />
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