Wordless Wednesday: Standing... Arrrgh!

Pretty little girl?
But she's more than meets the eye...
It's Baby-Zilla!

Haiku: Pitter-patter, little feet

Oh dear. Little feet.
Standing on your own I see!
Neat. Fantastic feat!

Haiku: Plural Moose

A goose in a flock
blends with geese; a moose, likewise,
should become one meese.

Haiku: Knights and Queens

The knight takes the queen,
Blissful rapture for them both...
Wait, is that checkmate?

Haiku: Children's Enthusiasm

What is it you want?
"Scrappy Happy Hero Pup!"
My torment is great.

Haiku: A Very Ninja X-Mas

A ninja descends
Down a chimney, bringing gifts:
The heads of your foes

Wordless Wednesday + Haiku: Snow

Daddy, don't you know...
What I found upon the ground,
A world full of snow!

All I want for X-Mas

Awesome box daddy...
It's all I want for Christmas!
Transmogrify me!

Haiku: Snowball fights

Snow forms sheets of ice;
Snowball fights wage war at night;
Trash can lid makes shield!

Haiku: Simple Sepuku

Behind ninja mask
I am really samurai
Thus I sepuku

100 Word Challenge: Merry

Merry, merry, oh contrary:
The world is restless and growing wary. Children in Haiti are malnourished, suffocating. Happy Yule-tide Palestine. You wake up to find today, like every day, the Israeli army has killed another child. Wake up Zimbabwe. You are free from apartheid but free trade has stolen your water supply. Korean workers commit self-immolation. Remember to be P.C. F.Y.I. or Y.O.U will be outcast, out-fast. Gave all your money to the world bank and it sank into some military abyss, you won't miss what you never had. Freedom, it's the right to disobey. Your rations are few. Happy Holidays.

Haiku: Look, in the air....

Is that a blizzard?
no, a rock and roll lizard?
Hai! it's a Ninja!

Haiku: Twitter

One-hundred-forty...
Such a tight limit to write
What I'm doing now.

Haiku: Goldfish

Goldfish! Why you dead?
I fill your bowl with power!
...Vitamin Water®

Wordless Wednesday...With Haiku

Flipping upside-down,
this is what life is about!
I am the circus.

Haiku: State of Mind

Oh, wise muse of fate,
grant me thy boon; don't be late.
my mind is putty

Haiku: Snow

Streets are filled with snow.
Shall I go on a mission?
...I'm reading a book.

Haiku: Idiomatic Clock

Watch when the ball drops,
Listen for when the bell tolls,
Time is running out.

100 Word Challenge: Anger

It's the bleeding hearts that get me, the screaming, thrashing, singing, dissident crowds, holding firm in the face of adversity. Break free from tyranny, they scream. The lollipop laggards stand back, mocking, laughing, squirreling away hidden admiration for the ones who stand. Crypto kids clap hands in code and shrink away in silence, live another day, anonymously blending with the passersby, watching from the sidelines as the riot gear cops push in.
Someone throws an apple and gets a beanbag bullet in the face.
You don't know anger until you see it bleed out the nose of a rebel with a cause.

Haiku: Hulk

Take it from the Hulk;
Kermit's got nothing on him:
It's not easy being green.

Haiku: Fridays

Fridays are funny
For reasons frankly unknown
I laugh my ass off

Butterflies

To continue Solar Dancer's Haiku Challenge:

I'd dance with the wind--
If I could only grow wings
--I'd defy physics

What are you guys looking at?

Oh! Wow! That is cool...

hmmm... I wish I had wings...

Hey, Mr. Butterfly, so wait... you ate a bunch of this stuff and then you grew wings...

Nom-nom-nom!

Haiku Wednesday: Pebbles

Due to Solar Dancer's Haiku Challenge (haiku a day for a month), Wordless Wednesday is temporarily transmogrified into a normal day, with the usual photo of Code Name Alice:

Time to travel back
To a time before blogging.
...I just need a bone.

Haiku

When the grand elite
unexpectedly rebel,
it's known as High Coupe.

Single Sentence Story #2

We began as friends, but let us leave as lovers, only in jest, and lest you do protest, I do confess, I have undressed.

Haiku: Radioactive Rough-housing

"I am Godzilla!"
Father hangs child upside-down.
"Raaah! I am Mothra!"

Haiku: Where Wolf Wail

The boy who cried wolf
died in his sleep, screaming out,
"Wolf is eating me!"

Haiku: Ninja Need Nothing?

Rubik's cube is solved.
The baby has gone to bed.
I need a challenge.

Haiku: Wary Weary Words

Work is long and hard.
I'm somewhere in the middle
--and life is too short.

Haiku: Whether we Weather the Weather

Snow drifts gently down
Rain drops in torrential fury
Ninja and Child sing

Wordless Wednesday: Zombie Demon Child

Brains BRAINZ!

I will eat your soul!

Single Sentence Story #1

Beasts are only wicked when they are fighting for their lives, which is why this beast is now deceased and I am the one who always survives.

Haiku - Status

I'm still unemployed
But never have any time
So here's a haiku

:)