- I've become too busy to write and I've neglected my task of bumping the auto-publish on this post another month.
- I'm dead.
At this point, one of two things will happen, respective to the two potential realities above. Most likely, this will result from one of my relatives or friends calling me and collapsing the uncertainty of my living status into a definite state. Here's what will happen:
- I will come to my senses and start posting daily once again, altering history by ripping this post off the blog and resetting its scheduled auto-post for 1 month in the future.
- Another post is already scheduled to go up automatically next week. Each week a new post will be automatically published, continuing the saga of Ninja as Child, which are my autobiographical essays. Since I may be dead, I don't mind revealing at this point that although all of my posts begin with real events and usually digress into fantasy or dream, the Ninja as Child saga is completely true to my memories (fantastical, they may seem).
I love you baby girl. And, whatever happened, I'm sorry.
XOXO Sleep Deprivation Ninja (aka daddy)
P.S. There is also a special post scheduled to go up on my birthday in the year 2029. I would have been 50 years-old at that point.
EDIT: 8:02am: OK, Just got a phone call. Since I answered it, I suppose I'm not quite dead yet. W00t!