Tomorrow We Depart

We leave tomorrow
The snow falls in Germany
We will join it there

Haiku: Spring

This Spring brings strong winds.
Harmony under attack;
Zombies ate my cat.

Haiku: Dead?

Auto blog posts rule,
Too bad I couldn't be here:
I think I'm dead.

Haiku: My Golem

My golem is fierce.
She is made of clay and peas.
Beg for your life, please.

Haiku: Sick Wife + TED Talk of the Day

Wife is feeling sick
Must put the baby to sleep
No time to write now

Today is brought to you by the letter &, the color cheese and this TED talk:

Haiku: I'm still alive, but...

Work is exhausting.
Why do we keep doing it?
I just want to dream.

Haiku: Sunset

Pink spark exploding,
a pretty subtle sunset,
distant evening flare.

Haiku: Iron Ninja Man

Iron Ninja Man.
Nobody wants me. Here I am.
Ninja lives again.

Haiku: New Year

Where did the year go?
Seems like only yesterday.
Someone dropped the ball.

Haiku: Pitter-patter, little feet

Oh dear. Little feet.
Standing on your own I see!
Neat. Fantastic feat!

Haiku: Plural Moose

A goose in a flock
blends with geese; a moose, likewise,
should become one meese.

Haiku: Knights and Queens

The knight takes the queen,
Blissful rapture for them both...
Wait, is that checkmate?

Haiku: Children's Enthusiasm

What is it you want?
"Scrappy Happy Hero Pup!"
My torment is great.

Haiku: A Very Ninja X-Mas

A ninja descends
Down a chimney, bringing gifts:
The heads of your foes

Wordless Wednesday + Haiku: Snow

Daddy, don't you know...
What I found upon the ground,
A world full of snow!

Haiku: Snowball fights

Snow forms sheets of ice;
Snowball fights wage war at night;
Trash can lid makes shield!

Haiku: Simple Sepuku

Behind ninja mask
I am really samurai
Thus I sepuku

Haiku: Look, in the air....

Is that a blizzard?
no, a rock and roll lizard?
Hai! it's a Ninja!

Haiku: Twitter

One-hundred-forty...
Such a tight limit to write
What I'm doing now.

Haiku: Goldfish

Goldfish! Why you dead?
I fill your bowl with power!
...Vitamin Water®