Wordless Wednesday: Standing... Arrrgh!

Pretty little girl?
But she's more than meets the eye...
It's Baby-Zilla!

Haiku: Pitter-patter, little feet

Oh dear. Little feet.
Standing on your own I see!
Neat. Fantastic feat!

Haiku: Plural Moose

A goose in a flock
blends with geese; a moose, likewise,
should become one meese.

Haiku: Knights and Queens

The knight takes the queen,
Blissful rapture for them both...
Wait, is that checkmate?

Haiku: Children's Enthusiasm

What is it you want?
"Scrappy Happy Hero Pup!"
My torment is great.

Haiku: A Very Ninja X-Mas

A ninja descends
Down a chimney, bringing gifts:
The heads of your foes

Wordless Wednesday + Haiku: Snow

Daddy, don't you know...
What I found upon the ground,
A world full of snow!

All I want for X-Mas

Awesome box daddy...
It's all I want for Christmas!
Transmogrify me!

Haiku: Snowball fights

Snow forms sheets of ice;
Snowball fights wage war at night;
Trash can lid makes shield!

Haiku: Simple Sepuku

Behind ninja mask
I am really samurai
Thus I sepuku

100 Word Challenge: Merry

Merry, merry, oh contrary:
The world is restless and growing wary. Children in Haiti are malnourished, suffocating. Happy Yule-tide Palestine. You wake up to find today, like every day, the Israeli army has killed another child. Wake up Zimbabwe. You are free from apartheid but free trade has stolen your water supply. Korean workers commit self-immolation. Remember to be P.C. F.Y.I. or Y.O.U will be outcast, out-fast. Gave all your money to the world bank and it sank into some military abyss, you won't miss what you never had. Freedom, it's the right to disobey. Your rations are few. Happy Holidays.

Haiku: Look, in the air....

Is that a blizzard?
no, a rock and roll lizard?
Hai! it's a Ninja!