Sleep Deprivation Ninja: *puts down his Porter and Kahlua* Oh! I want some sushi!
Solar Dancer: *embeds her finger in her empty cider bottle* Let's get some.
SD: QFC has sushi.
SDN: Oh... yeah... that's smarter than my idea...
SD: What was your idea? Catch a fish...?
SDN: Bundle up the baby and go to DragonFish for happy hour.
SD: Bundle a sleeping baby and drive drunk all the way downtown for happy hour!?
SDN: *laughs* I said your idea was smarter!
SD: So, go to QFC. Or Central Market; they have good sushi.
SDN: Oooh, yeah, they do... But that's far. I can't drive.
SD: Unicycle to QFC.
SDN: Hey, I'm the one without health insurance right now. I can't go unicycling drunk to QFC in the middle of the night to get sushi.
SD: You aren't drunk. You've had, what, half a beer?
SDN: Pssh! Half a beer and at least 1 shot worth of Kahlua. I'm a lightweight, you know that. If I finish this off, I'm down for the night.
SD: Maybe for lunch tomorrow. I think my finger is stuck in the bottle. *she points to the bottle of cider*
SDN: w00t! Sushi for lunch. Hmmm... OH! I've got Cherry Almond Chocolate and Peanut Butter. Dig. My sexy ninja physique is toast.
SD: Sexy toast.
SD: What are you writing in your blog?
SDN: Ninja wins again.