When making a costume for Saturday's Halloween party, I figured I should make something useful. At the end of the night, I had 2 one dollar bills, a bunch of change (totaling $3.73), 3 suckers, a cigarette and a condom (unused), all crammed into that little almond tin. I never knew it could be so easy.Well, now I'm off to work.
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Awesome! You should hit the streets now. Well, maybe the malls. The rain will wreck that sign pretty quick.
I think I'm going to wear it down to Halloween at the Harbor in Seattle. It's some event that all the harbor-side shops are putting together. Maybe I'll make some good cash :)
Helluva collection you made there. At least the condom was unused; you know how those office parties can get.
Your collection reminds of another interesting combo...back one summer during college, my two buddies and I were at a Phar-Mor, where Buddy 1 was purchasing Swisher Sweets cigars and a pack of gum. Buddy 2 wanted a box of condoms, but was too embarrassed to buy them, so Buddy 1 put them in his pile. As the young checkout girl looked at Buddy 1's odd pile of merch, he said with a straight face, commanding voice, and gesturing hands, "Wrap this stuff up quick -- I've got a BIG night ahead of me!"
Before you go to the Harbor, I would upgrade to a Coffee can. Think of the Booty you would get.
And. I'm sorry for using a Pirate word.
I just had to explain your picture to my 14 year old son. He didn't understand at first but once I explained he said, Oh Mi Gosh! Cool!
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