I'm not one to frequent MySpace, but I'm working on a MySpace app for my work and, in testing it, I happened to glance over in the corner of the page and notice this:
Wait, that looks like Jared™! <- sellout. Wait... quick google images search. That is Jared™! <- lying sellout
I'm also not one to go to Subway® very often but there is one right by my office and I walk by it nearly everyday. From the street, a passerby is confronted by a massive photo of skinny Jared™ <- bitch-ass sellout. I've noticed his smile has gone soft over the years. He looks sad now or maybe annoyed. He wears a "take the damn picture" face.
And, now I find out that this guy totally lied. The truth has been hiding in an internet ad. He didn't lose all that weight eating sandwiches; he was drinking juice! Sweet, gut cleaning, pee inducing juice.
Now it all makes sense.