If you are facing a need to prove that the pen is indeed mightier than the sword, you have two options:
1. Start writing frantically, hoping something honest and beautiful will emerge and that those who read it will be inspired and deem you a victorious literary badass.
2. Get a 13-in-1 pen and lay down the letter of your own law.
Here is what option #2 looks like, all spread out and displayed like a Pen Gone Wild shot:
1. Start writing frantically, hoping something honest and beautiful will emerge and that those who read it will be inspired and deem you a victorious literary badass.
2. Get a 13-in-1 pen and lay down the letter of your own law.
Here is what option #2 looks like, all spread out and displayed like a Pen Gone Wild shot:
The 13-in-1-multi pen or Ninja Pen as I think of it, is a twisty-turny, shuriken-shooting, blade-obfuscating piece of ninja awesomeness. Shuriken shooting?! Ok, maybe I got a little carried away. So, what's inside?
The only thing it's missing is a high powered green laser
4 comments:
First!
Look, if it doesn't have a high powered green laser, we might as well all pack up & go home.
Second! Um, I am laughing so hard at this! I also totally want this. I do a produce a lot of presentation materials at work and this would be handy for cutting large boards. Also, seriously, I work with a bunch of asshats so I could use it on them as well.
Third! ...fuck, I got nothing. And I'm not even employed now, but still, I'd totally have that pen. And if it DID come with a green laser?! Oh ya...
I reckon a fella could use that Pen on his brand new Heelys. You know loads about good toys. Thanks SDN.
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