Saturday, September 20, 2008

Exploits of Ninja & Child - #7 - Short, Sweet Sonic Shriek

[I've been drinking tonight, so this post is short]

We're running through the forest, Code Name Alice and Sleep Deprivation Ninja, covered in the cloak of night.

Androids in human facade are close behind, sprinting, jumping, gliding toward us with efficient grace. I dodge one as it swoops overhead, attempting to grab at Alice, who has her head poking out of the Moby wrap at my chest.

With no time to waste, Alice decides to practice her latest skill.

She wails like a banshee. Her scream is reminiscent of a cheap horror film. It actually curdles the electric blue blood-like liquid flowing through the android veins.

They collapse in sad, wasted heaps of scrap metal and artificial flesh.

Another pack of bandits bites the dust.


Captain Dumbass said...

I'm pretty sure I've actually seen that movie. My monkeys have the same skill as Code Named Alice, unfortunately they only have their father to practice on.

Pam said...

it is a skill that code name alice will perfect through the years. oh, yes..i have a professional screaming banshee.