4 months ago...
INT. SLEEP DEP. FORTRESS - DAY
Sleep Deprivation Ninja is huddled at the belly of his very preggo wife, giving the child some quality daddy voice time.
Sleep Deprivation Ninja [in deep gruff voice]: Grrrrrrrrr... mrrroowwarrraw... blaaaaahbbubbubub-ppppllleleleeleeee!
Solar Dancer: Um, I think maybe you should just talk to the baby in your normal voice... and use real words.
SDN [resonant]: Jaabo! Rallalalalala Solkio! GRRRRRRRAHHHH! mumumumum... I eat youuuuu!
SD: You are not going to eat the baby.
SDN: Of course not, but baby doesn't know what I'm saying. It just sounds like playful stuff.
Present Day... Present Time... HAHAHAHAHA [obs. reference]
INT. SLEEP DEP. FORTRESS - NIGHT
Enter Sleep Deprivation Ninja to comfort Code Name Alice, who has just awoken from a dream. Since she is only 3-months-old, she speaks telepathically to her dad.
Code Name Alice: Daddy, I have bad dream... monster try to eat me...
Sleep Deprivation Ninja: *smiles wide* That's MEEEEE!
2 comments:
I read Willy Wonka and the Chocolate Factory to the Goat In Utero. No surprise that she has an affinity to Roald Dahl now. I read Dylan Thomas to the Tater. We'll see what happens.
My son has dreams I grow into a giant and wreck our truck. I tell him that's silly, his Dad wrecked the truck when he backed my car into it.
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