Sleep Deprivation Ninja: Some of the mommy and daddy blogs are hilarious and often they are brutally honest, which is a massive relief.
Solar Dancer: He has a blog. He's Sleep Deprivation Ninja.
SDN: ... *mumbles in a very un-ninja-like fashion*, *feigns modesty*
At home, we prepared Code Name Alice for bed.
Sleep Deprivation Ninja: I wasn't going to tell them who I am... I mean Lois Lane doesn't go around saying, 'Hey, Clark over there is Super Man'. Alfred probably doesn't tell his spa buddies that Bruce Wayne is Batman...
Solar Dancer: Um... those people are fictional, but I'm sorry...I won't tell anyone else.
SDN: Ah, don't worry about it. It's not a big deal, really. People can get that much info if they do a little digging. But I'm not worried about it. Sleep Deprivation Ninja is my alter ego, but I am also someone else's alter ego. So even if they know who I am, they will never truly know the identity of Sleep Deprivation Ninja.
SD: Wait...how are you someone else's alter ego? Who are you really?
SDN: The truth is too much for anyone to know. But if they look deep, all they will find is that I am Sleep Deprivation Ninja's alter ego.
SD: Isn't that the same thing as Sleep Deprivation Ninja being your alter ego?
SDN: See, this is the great thing about it; I've hidden the truth in this infinite recursion thing. SDN is my alter ego and so I am SDN am I. You can't escape the regress unless you access a higher level of consciousness. I don't even know who I am beyond this mortal coil.
SD: I think people will be satisfied just knowing that you are Sleep Deprivation Ninja. I don't think they need to search out your metaphysical puppet master.
SDN: But then they still don't have the truth... I'm not really here. I don't exist.
Sleep Deprivation Ninja's alter ego begins to fade away, without identity, this flesh facade has no meaning. His body reaches half opacity when Solar Dancer shouts out.
SD: Don't you go vanishing on me. Baby needs a ninja daddy.
SDN: Oops... I'm disolving... sorry.
Sleep Deprivation Ninja regains full opacity. No matter his true identity. He is a daddy. He is a ninja.
This is all ye need know.